curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal May 24, 2012

tuna curtains

When he needs to peal the crust off of your pussy flaps and it smells like straight tuna.

"Baby you might have to see a doctor."
"Why?"
"You got tuna curtains."

by Stan Key Bousi March 03, 2020

lil' curtains

The most prolific rap artist to come out of Brisbane. Was asked to tour as support act for 50 Cent but declined because he doesn't like porch monkeys and the fat-arsed watermelon eaters that they attract.

Hey yo dog let's represent at Curtain Wonderland and pop a cap in the Spotlight carpark fo shizzle. Lil' Curtains kickin it to the southside clique

by Drew Christx July 18, 2006

curtain crawler

A young child that is at the age of walking. It comes from using curtains to hold on to. The age can extend beyond the learning stage.

"Daddy's little girl took her first step today."

"So now you're my little curtain crawler."

by cryinmybeer September 07, 2009

Boob curtain

When your hair is so long and luscious that you can pose naked in photos and it covers your boobs

Hillary wants her hair so long, she can have a boob curtain.

by CinnamonSeudonym February 01, 2019

Stained the curtains

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out

Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.

by AOA :] June 23, 2019

curtain twitching

Female masturbation

Emma enjoyed an evening of curtain twitching.

by EmmaCrawford March 01, 2014