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Cuban Boat Ride

When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'

John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009
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Cuban Cigar

A sex position in which one person wraps another person up in a carpet and lights the carpet on fire.
Harold: Hey, you wanna do the cuban cigar?

Tara: Never heard of it.

Harold: Oh it's so sexy. I wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire

Tara: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
by chekouthatredbul November 4, 2008
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cuban

a girl thats very sluty and that gets a round with every fucken guy. and want to be center of attion.
Indiera is very Cuban that bitch?
by keley May 27, 2007
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Cuban Link

A Emcee born in Cuba,Habana in a town called Puerta Cerrada literally translating to locked doors. He came to America during the El Mariel boat lift in 1981 at the age of 6. He moved to the Bronx at 9 and was put in bilingual classes in which he learned english. He was a former member of Terror Squad with Fat Joe, Big Pun and Triple Seis. He and Big Pun were very close and once Pun passed away Fat Joe sliced Cuban Link in Jimmy's in the Bronx at Angie Martinez's Album Release Party. After that, the two have had beef and Fat Joe has gone out of his way to make sure Cuban Link does not succeed. Cuban Link's debut album 24k was unreleased because of Fat Joe refusing to produce it in Terror Squad. Cuban Link has continued to aspire as an artist rapping in both spanish and english. He continues to help move along the latino movement into rap and living up Big Pun's legacy. He currently resides in the Bronx,NY.
Songs by Cuban Link
No te Culpare ft Tego Caledron
Hey Mama
Letter to Pun
Flowers For the Dead
Scandalous ft Don Omar
Dame un Beso
by amorparacuba October 18, 2008
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cuban

Cubans are sell out punks who turn their backs on their latino brothers who don't get automatic amnesty in america like they do, so they have to protest to be treated like human beings. They are also racist and alot of them were buddies with batista so their bitter that all their ill gotten riches were taken by Fidel. They are also republican's and hate other latinos saying they are lazy and not as good as cubans.
Hey Look at that cuban talkin crap:OYE Chico! esos illegales son communistas...(yeah right)
by Luis Alphonso May 16, 2006
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cuban

cubans are crazy and lovable, they are not someone to mess around with, but they are definitely someone to have around because they will protect you and probably would kill for you if need be. they are the mama bears that will always be there for you but can also be very fun.
by i.is.the.cuban March 22, 2019
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cuban doll

Cuban Doll is a female gangsta rapper from Dallas, Texas or Oak Cliff. She is good friends with Molly Brazy from Detroit, Michigan -- who is also a female gangsta rapper. I wish I could meet them someday.
by Big Daddy Hustler February 11, 2021
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