crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010

Crunchy Feeley

Modern day "hippie" who is big into organic and vegetarianism, wears a lot of hemp, commonly found stuck in a cubible yet yearns to be outdoors in nature eating granola. Supports local and sustainble farming.

Obsessed with humanity's impact on the environment. Extremely concerned with reducing our carbon footprint and feeding the starving children. Since they dont eat animals, they often times have multiple pets and are involved in protecting animal rights.

A young, well educated professional from Boulder, Colorado who takes a job in a office building who is a vegetarian, animal activist, and "green-fiend" is very crunchy feeley.

by Bombtasatic J-Dawg December 7, 2011

crouncer

king of the prouncers

crouncer - the creme de la creme of preditorial fag crawling

by ozz trotter August 27, 2011

Crunchy Fajitas

"kruhn-chee" - "fah-Jayh-tuhs"

noun,
1. A thin strip of marinated or grilled meat, wrapped inside a soft tortilla, whose most important ingredient is crushed tortilla chips.
2. A regular tex-mex dish

Origin:
2001-2008; < Canadian

Because of the crushed up the tortilla chips, that was the best crunchy fajitas I've ever had!

by Jfrymer1 May 23, 2012

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015

Crunchling

A person who is fully immersed in a lifestyle that includes such elements as whole foods, organic everything, yoga, cloth diapers, coconut oil, amber necklaces, homemade pickles, backyard chickens, homeopathy, and kale.

"I like to talk about science but I have a number of friends and family members who are anti-vax, organic-only, coconut oil slathering, amber necklace wearing crunchlings."

by Nisslbody January 25, 2015