crackinged

To be boned senseless by someone who incontrollably nods their head.

Glennda barked as she was crackinged by Becks

by whitters1001 December 8, 2006

chucking an 's'

When a show off chick who knows shes skinny, or has really hot lips or something, starts going 'OMG I am soooo fat,' -OR- 'I need to put more weight on.' or starts complaining about collegen injections and crap.

Sam: Jeez Liz, you make me seem so fat!!
Liz: Shes chucking an 's', YET AGAIN!!!

by aleces December 14, 2008

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 18, 2008

Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010

cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.

Just hanging out...cracking on some jimmies.

by shauna blakney October 21, 2010

cruiking

Verb: pronounced |crook-ing|
The combination of cruising and nuking

As I was walking home from school I realized I was late so I started cruiking home

by hayzueslover May 15, 2011

chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012