cricket drinking game

Scores vary, but in this part of Australia, runs are awarded for drinks consumed as follows:

* 20 runs for a standard drink (pot or basic spirit)
* 30 runs for a middy, tinny or stubby
* 40 runs for a pint

A wicket is lost every time the player takes a piss.

The object is simple - score the most 'runs' before your side is bowled out.

Scoring generally follows the pattern of large opening and top order partnerships, followed by a late-middle and lower order collapse.

Parking the tiger is usually equivalent to a declaration, though if the player continues and has wickets in hand, it counts as a hat-trick.

Last week I knocked up 9-500 playing the cricket drinking game.

by Choda Boy 57 October 27, 2008

Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

jiminy crickets

What you say when something amazing flies by.

JIMINY CRICKETS did you see that?! A BLUEBERRY JUST FLEW BY!!

by PumpkinJack November 11, 2004

bootie crickets

Bootie Crickets is a condition of acknowledged sexuality whereby the male or female of a species, upon random sampling of pheromone transmission, is so detectable to the opposite sex that it must be acknowledged and commented upon.

Man, her Bootie Crickets are barkin' tonight!

by T. Swafford November 27, 2007

Philadelphia Cricket Club

An extremely exclusive private country club located in the Chestnut Hill neighborhood of Philadelphia. It maintains three golf courses, a nine hole course off of its main facilities and two eighteen hole courses right outside philadelphia in Flourtown. It also maintains both grass and clay tennis courts, a swimming pool, squash courts and a cricket team. One of the poshest clubs in philadelphia, with a membership made up primarily of many very old WASP families. One of the oldest country clubs in the nation, not much has changed about its membership or ideology since its inception in 1854. Membership fees would bankrupt the common family, but for a majority of members they are exempt from paying certain initiation fees if they are born members. (How many of the members afford to not even work)

The Club employs a disproportional amount of African Americans, as caddies/waitstaff as a continuance of many old traditions.
Commonly abbreviated as; PCC

Person 1: Your a member of Philadelphia Cricket Club?
Person 2: Yup, all my life...
Person 1: How do you afford this, you don't even work!
Person 2: Inherited the membership; no fees for me...

by PhillyObservr April 28, 2010

cricket

very cheep cell phone company that is everywhere(at least in ohio). like Starbucks its on ever corner.
there color is bright green and there symbol is a giant K

man:i just got this cricket phone for 45$ a month!
girl: ohh the unlimited everything plan!
man: yup!
girl: which store? main and third?
man: no main and second!
girl: ohh that's the nice one!!

by owayday May 17, 2009

cricket

One cool ass chic who is twice the man than all the men she has met.

Whoa.. she dumped his faking, perpetrating, side busting, shady, some timey (sometimes it’s chics sometimes it’s dicks), GOP ass like a cricket.

by ceejay76 July 27, 2012