fifth cousin

Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild.

My fifth cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

second-cousin

2C:
1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

My second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Fenian cousin

An individual to whom one has no blood connection but a deep relationship through the catholic church.

“He didn’t make a donation last Sunday, are you sure he’s your fenian cousin?”

by Dreaming of Friday August 20, 2023

champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

Cobra Cousins

When two men have had sex, specifically gay sex, with the same man they are now Cobra Cousins. An unbreakable bond to be cherished forever

"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"

by Ana!A March 15, 2021

cousin complex

a cousin complex is where you simp for peoples cousins because their smoke shows.

gosh i have such a cousin complex, your older cousin is so pretty and for what 😩

by gchexu July 16, 2021

vodka cousin

A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.

They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.

"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."

"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."

by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019