A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
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What's worser? A pre-course is no real course in a meal buffet, it's tantamount to Prince William's marriage to Kate Middleton.
You don't get the main course and the dessert and the hors devours because you did a pre-course, and by now she's devoured other men's' dicks and balls at Disney.
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Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
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Get the Four course meal mug.When an accident happens the race director calls out full course yellow, cars will have to slow down to 80 kph (50 mph), line up and maintain the distance to each other, without the use of a safety car.
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