The act of having sex with an elderly woman in the middle of the ocean, ejaculating on her face, then covering it with seaweed, finished by clapping your hands in the air and going "ort ort"
by Kevjes Garbishop December 11, 2012
by oogachacka February 16, 2010
Tu Yung: M.Hunter, check out that leathery-skinned honey, her butt looks great in those skin tight jeans.
M.Hunter: Tu, I agree, but I can't stand the Cougar Toe when she turns around.
M.Hunter: Tu, I agree, but I can't stand the Cougar Toe when she turns around.
by SeaKay June 02, 2006
by Royalman91 January 06, 2009
The literal combination of a cougar and Sarah Palin. Ironic because Sarah Palin is in fact, a cougar.
by Cougar Palin October 30, 2008
An older woman (40+) who dresses, behaves and actually believes she is in the same league of 20 & 30 somethings. Even to the point of acting like a young hoe. Her body may be a size 5, but her freakin' face looks beat!
Look at that cougar skank heading for the junior's department. Her body may say maiden, but her mug says crone.
by LadyPeninah December 18, 2009
A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.
The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."
by XeroX1978 September 09, 2009