Conservtard

a word directed at conservatives, similar to libtard.

you conservtard you dont deserve to be in power

by blueballsbilly April 14, 2021

Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious

"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."

by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023

Conservitard

Braindead adherent to American-style conservative "values" that ignore basic human rights for the purpose of making both mega corporations and the politicians that enable them obscenely wealthy: these "values" include (but are not limited to) stripping women of bodily autonomy... removing protections for visible racial minorities... openly discriminating against members of the LGBTQ+ community... passively encouraging gun violence by refusing to deal with that issue... and removing sex education from schools so that other conservatives can keep being sexual predators of minors

Trump's MAGA campaign really depended on those Conservitards, eh?

by DimeStoreThesaurus April 26, 2023

Conservative

A person who envies traditional values & free market capitalism. Believes in preservation of the status quo. Anti-establishment, for gun rights, endorses free speech, persona autonomy, rtc.

Trump is a conservative

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

conservagay

A gay conservative who likes to portray themselves as "one of the good ones" and treats homophobia as "a reasonable disagreement."

I don't know how a conservagay can tell his husband he loves him, and then go out to have his"friends" tell him that his marriage is invalid.

by Green_Flowers June 5, 2023

Catastrophe Conservative

Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.

A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.

by no know March 14, 2011

Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.

Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.

by pbnjp January 2, 2012