slut concussion

When you're sucking a dick too hard and you knock yourself out on your partner's pelvis

She's still recovering from her slut concussion.

by Cowboy Bubbah May 2, 2019

queen conversion therapy

Golden shower/gangbang combination therapy is also known as "Queen Conversion Therapy" in Canada. It has saved many lives since being developed in the late 1960s. It is being considered for addition to the World Health Organization's list of essential medicines. It is considered to be very elite. They say Maria Van Kerkhove dropped out of college to receive intensive Queen conversion therapy prior to becoming the WHO Covid-19 technical lead in 2005.

That bitch I met....she is too elite for me.... she a Queen. Look like she underwent Queen conversion therapy in high school and stayed that way her whole life

by RealRalphWiggum March 31, 2021

Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.

“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”

by pearl<3 October 29, 2021

Unholy Confessions

A really good song by avenged sevenfold

"Dude did you listen to unholy confessions yet?"
"No you fucking metal nerd."

by Synyster Gates. September 3, 2023

i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017

Confession fucking

To have sex with A.) a Nun whilst in a coffesion booth, or B.) a Priest whilst in the confession booth

A.) Ey' dude I was in church yesterday, and I gave this nun a good confession fucking!

B.) I was in church three days ago and you wont believe it but, my priest confession fucked me!

by Bob Fritz August 6, 2006

dashboard confessional

a band that makes you turn gay after you listen to every one of their songs

Man 1: hey sexy, why dont you ditch your wife and come play with me!

Man 2: sure, ill even bring my dashboard confessionaly CD's

by pablo rainman May 4, 2006