Ass Coma

When you have constipation and you can’t take a shit.

I can’t believe I am suffering with ass coma again I think I’m going to need some laxatives.

by itsarcher91 January 21, 2021

Rose Coma

The state of unconsciousness that occurs after using a rose clit stimulator toy to completion.

Her man thought she was out cheating, but she was home alone and put herself into a rose coma.

by JustJoshTX April 4, 2022

perm-coma

when you wake up in the nightmare of a '70s hairdressing salon.

My jet-slagdom - 1/10th conscious, 9/10ths submerged in perm-coma; like an ice cube in a glass of whiskey.

by JollersStanley June 1, 2011

Spiritual Coma

A spiritual coma is when yuou pray so powerfully that you fall in to a coma of spirit. SPIRITUAL COMAS ARE CONTAGIOUS!

Dang was that guy praying cuz it looks like he just entered a spiritual coma bro!

by Dankboii January 28, 2018

clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.

"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".

by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014

backwood coma

A phenomenon occurring directly after smoking multiple Backwood roaches out of a bong where someone passes out wile hitttng it and sometimes causes shaking and possibly throwing up

My buddy was ripping the roach out of the bong and went into a backwood coma

by Redwood forest July 23, 2017

cart coma

A state of extreme sleepiness experienced after eating lunch at one of New York's fine street food carts.

Coworker1: What's wrong with John, did he eat chicken and rice again?
Coworker2: Yep. Cart coma. Better get him a Red Bull if you expect him to get any work done.

by shaktimaan July 7, 2010