The most stupidest person at CIS. He belives he is some "star person". Quite retarted and belivs that he sould grow a unibrow because of something in the future. He belives that when you call him a pansy, that it is a compliment. Everyone including me hates him.
My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?
My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?
by I.K. April 12, 2005
Get the Colton R. mug.The littlest of the Colton's (though not the shortest). A little annoying sometimes but also entertaining as well (not in that way...I don't go that way u sick minded freak) Anyway, takes boats from lakes with family members help. Hangs out in his room alot. Not really sure what goes on in there...
Pepsi, Christian, Wolf, stop by my house sometime, I'll show you all my kinky side... what, don't write with that, no thats not a pencil that's mine, HEY! stop laughin! "sniffle"
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