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cold giuseppe

when someone pulls on another's nutsack so hard that it causes them to pass out.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that fight that Darrian and Trent got into?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that Darrian gave Trent the cold giuseppe.
Guy 3: Yikes! That's gonna hurt when he wakes up.
by brian 2 February 27, 2023
mugGet the cold giuseppemug.

Cold Brown

Bro, I came in to work yesterday and someone left a Cold Brown.
by SmallChiliDog April 19, 2022
mugGet the Cold Brownmug.

The Cold Shudter

Text message version of giving someone the cold shoulder:

When someone ignores a text message (or group of text messages) by quickly swiping the message away, and off the smartphone screen causing a "shutter effect" that you see used with pictures and videos.
Boy "She is definitely giving me the cold shudter, I bet she hasn't even read any of my messages!"

Girl "Omg, look how annoying he is with all these text messages. Delete, delete, delete" As she swipes away and deletes all of the messages without acknowledging them.
by Disqualifier May 3, 2014
mugGet the The Cold Shudtermug.

cold cunt

"girl, that dude totally gave me a cold cunt last night"
by Zandigas November 19, 2017
mugGet the cold cuntmug.

Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.
The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!
by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019
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Samui cold

Cold on the outside warm on the inside.

A warm drink purchased in Thailand and or in Koh Samui Thailand.

A beer served warn but cold on the outside, traditionally a beer either served from a fridge not set to the correct minimum temperature or has been placed warm into the fridge, icebox or eski and is served before the contents have been chilled to the correct serving temperature.
"Could i have a cold beer please"

After receiving a warm beer, you complain or ask for a cold one the waiter will feel the outside of the bottle and say

"It's cold just feel it"

Try to explain to the waiter it's cold on the outside but not on the inside only to get a confused look, then order another only to receive another warm beer. After several attempts and having to move from bar to bar in search of a cold beer you would start joking with your mates about how the beer is warm and say to waiter

"Could i have a cold beer, not Samui cold i would really like a nice ice cold beer"
by farrang samui January 23, 2014
mugGet the Samui coldmug.

cold thumb

Cold thumb is Ignoring someone's text message/not typing back/not replying to someone's text.
Keisha: Guapo, when can I come over?
Guapo: …(never responds)
Keisha: I asked you a question, why are you giving me a cold thumb…
by myguapolife May 12, 2017
mugGet the cold thumbmug.

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