Coltening

The act of repeating a stupid phrase or sound from a meme when someone asks you why you are doing something stupid.

Dude, I was talking to Ean and when I asked him why he wasn’t online yesterday he just said “BRUH” and didn’t answer my question. He was fucking Coltening.

by RosaParksBarber July 27, 2022

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Colbin

A weird skinny white boy who likes dinosaurs and being annoying, wears booty shorts and his dad still picks out his clothes.

Colbin is interesting...

by J. LEVi January 23, 2023

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Colten

He is hella hot, totally not me......... He packs

zaddy: Colten is so fine

by zazamaster300 January 25, 2023

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Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.

Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp

by Theslay August 24, 2023

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Collen Ballinger

That one full grown woman who claims she didn't groom loads of teenagers via the internet, texts and tours/shows even though we have plain evidence. Then makes the shittiest apology known to man with a ukulele. On the bright side, the song got remixed and was pretty catchy.

Person 1: yo did you hear about Collen Ballinger?
Person 2: the one with the ukulele? Oh yeah

by Hellohenlo September 9, 2023

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