Coconut-nut

When a male drains the white juice out of a coconut, sticks his penis in the hole he made, and ejaculates in it. Then he gives the coconut to someone.

“Honey, wanna taste this coconut milkshake?”
“Don’t you give me a coconut-nut again!”

by SheavkehaGafj April 3, 2019

Coconut head

A defamatory term for a person who is from the West Indies or Caribbean.

I went to this chics house I met online last night for dinner. She had a thick West Indian accent played reggae and soca music all night and served me jerk chicken and dumplings. She’s such a coconut head.

by Joe S. December 4, 2020

devils coconut

a drug or substance pertaining to marijuana or the ganja

pistol pete smokes dat devils coconut

by A_C_A&$_Clown September 11, 2009

Splitting the Coconut

Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.

Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?

Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night

by Boboshazaz December 3, 2011

coconuts

The combination of cocaine and blunts, which will get you mad stoned, ie. a good time.

We burned some mad coconuts last night

by Kevin Smyth November 6, 2006

coconutjob

a boob job while the lady is wearing a coconut bikini. (the bikini need not remain on the entire time). Use of coconut shavings is highly recommended. The average price as of this posting is 5 dollars.

I'll pay you 5 bucks for a coconutjob.
You can ask for a coconutjob after a massage in tropical locations.

by DePaulCTI November 5, 2007

Coconut

Someone who is addicted to cocaine or crack.

Joey Jeremiah is a coconut.

by joey jeremiah September 14, 2005