cock my block

The inverse of cock blocking, meaning being a wing-person.

"Bro, I need you to cock my block tonight"
"I'm gonna help you cock your block tonight, dude!"

"Let's cock those blocks at the party tonight!"

by TheBlockerofAllTheCocks September 12, 2019

cock n block

when you send a girl a dick pic then block her afterwards.

Bro: What happened to that one girl you were talking to?

Me: She was being a bitch so I cock n block'd her

by wesley walker December 21, 2021

Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

Cock-on-the-Block

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"

by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

cock of the block

The one who struts his stuff the most in a given vicinity

Phil has had the most girlfriends and the most financial independence amongst his peers. Clearly he is cock of the block.

by somedude8000 October 11, 2010

to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.

Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block

by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013

A block on a cock

Literally what the term says, when a man/trans-fluid person with his/her penis erectile puts heavy weights on it for sexual pleasure and stimulation, and as a flex to see how strong his/her cock is.

I put A block on a cock, well, more specifically, my trans girlfriend's cock to see how much stronger her cock is compared to my tiny little pimple penis. Oh she came so hard the cum blast literally lifted up the 50 pound block and that made my pimple penis cum as well, causing my penis to grow 8 inches with my cum alone. Damn what a dream

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022