cobra clutch

Also known as a cross-arm lock or cross-arm choke. The wrestler stands behind the opponent and uses one arm to place the opponent in a half nelson. The wrestler then uses their free arm to pull the opponent's free arm across the opponent's neck, thereby using the opponent's own arm to choke them. This can be set up as a bomb technique as well; after setting the clutch, sitting down and dropping the opponent on the back, using their hands as handles.

With the heavy-weight belt on the line and the whole world's eyes on the fight, the wrestler took the arm of his opponent and crossed it around his opponent's neck in the cobra clutch, pulling up just enough to cause loss of consciousness and ultimately win.

by Jesse Johnston August 17, 2006

kurt cobain

The frontman, singer and truly poetic songwriter of Nirvana. Died April 5th 1994. They can say it was a suicide or a drug overdose, but people still believe that it was Courtney Love that commited the crime... Or had something to do with it.

R.I.P. KURT COBAIN.
(Kurdt)

n. Kurt Cobain will forever rest in peace.

by Anony_mous December 28, 2005

The Cobain Effect

A state of confusion and retardedness that makes it seem like your baked/high and paying no attention whatsoever. You will also seem really, really out of it and "happy".

"Dude, did you do your algebra homework last night?"
"Did I go home and sleep with a bush?"
"No, did you do your homework?!?"
"Oh, uhh, no."
"Damn you, Cobain Effect."

"In a recent study, it is found that 1 out of 4 people will experience 'The Cobain Effect', which makes you seem high and unaware of what a person is saying. It just happened to me like 5 minutes ago!"

by David789 April 18, 2008

cobainity

It is the art of being obssessed with Grunge. Particularly Nirvana.

Wow she has so much cobainity, she even carries a picture of Nirvana in her wallet.

by Glitter Sores January 7, 2004

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was born February 20, 1967, to his father, (an auto mechanic,) and his mother, (a cocktail waitress.) He was born in the town of Hoquaim, a small town only 140 kilometers from Seattle. The Cobain's then moved to Aberdeen, WA. Kurt's parents divorced when he was a child and with his parents divorce came feelings of depression, anti-sociality, and angst. Throughout his school years, Kurt was precieved as an outsider by his classmates and often distanced himself from them. In 1986, Nirvana was formed after a slew of failed bands were dead. Nirvana consisted of Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic and numerous drummers inclulding Chad Channing and his permanent replacement Dave Grohl. In 1989, Nirvana recorded it's first album, intitled Bleach, for the local label, Sup Pop Records. In 1991, The David Geffen company bought out Nirvana's contract, and the band was signed to Geffen Records. Two and a half years after the release of their first album, Bleach, Nirvana released thier second album, and their most popular, Nevermind. It left a lasting impression on the mainstream music scene. To it's listeners, Nirvana was a breath of fresh air, pulling itself aside from the then stale pop music scene. Nevermind brought in over $550 million dollars, leaving Nirvana "overnight millionares." It was clear that Kurt did not enjoy the fame and publicity and was not going to cope well with their newly acclaimed Rock and Roll lifestyle. Cobian began to use heroin in the early 90's, he claimed to use Herion to calm the pain of his extremely painful stomach disease, that to this day, is unclassified. In 1992, Nirvana released Incesticide and Kurt married the allready pregnant Courtney Love, (their daughter Frances Bean Cobain was born in 1993.) In 1993, Nirvana released In Utero, their most emotional and meaningful album to date. Nirvana later filmed Unplugged for MTV. It was an all acoustic preformance, that inclulded some of Nirvana's smash hits, but most of their lesser known songs, as well as some covers of Nirvana's favorite bands. Unplugged was the last live preformance that Nirvana had before Kurt Cobain died in 1994. Many speculate that Kurts death was suicide, other's blame his wife, Courtney Love, for his murder. Either way, his fans will remember him forever. His music will never die.

Kurt Cobain, in my oppinion is one of the most talented songwriters in music history. His voice is infectious and completely unique. I know that he will never be forgotten.

by Logan Marie September 1, 2006

cobalt

What happens to a dude's junk when he gets serious backwash from a strong flow bathroom urinal.

i just came out of a TGIFridays bathroom with a bad case of cobalt.

by bruno gaboni September 10, 2016

Cobra Chickens

Cobra Chickens are Canadian Geese who are COBRA CHICKENS that attack people🤗

Canadian person: "OMG GET AWAY ITS A COBRA CHICKEN"
Mexican person: "what? it's just a bird, what is a Cobra Chicken anyways?"
Canadian person: "ITS A CANADIAN GOOSE get away! us Canadians call it Cobra Chickens because they are terrifying!"

by urmomisnothawt May 18, 2022