clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.

girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.

by belle16 March 11, 2009

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College Clean

If it looks clean, it is. Refers to quickly washing dishes and utensils with just water while using hands to scrap off food particles. Often satisfactory for busy and exhausted college students.

The students were too busy studying to do chores so they gave the dishes a college clean.

by PinkPanzer March 15, 2011

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clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017

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Clean Break

To remove yourself completely from a situation

After my graduation,I decided to make a Clean Break & move to my home town.

Sometime we need to make a Clean Break with our past

by User143 September 26, 2017

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Clean Up On Aisle 2

The act of licking/kissing/eating a partner’s anus during sexual intercourse.

After you’re done eating my beef curtains I’m going to need a clean up on aisle 2.

by Mr. Guy Poulin September 12, 2018

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Clean sex

Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.

Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

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