chuffy

n. an amount of cocaine smaller than a "line" but larger than a "banger".

"Dude, do this quick little chuffy."

by Keeeelo June 11, 2006

Chuffy

A person who thinks they have expertise on everything but makes an ass of themselves in front of a person who actually has expertise on the topic.

Watch out for that Chuffy, he thinks the world orbits around him.

by dollop October 18, 2008

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

chuff plug

a tampon,womens stuff

me girl friend's got her chuff plug in.
no shgging for me tonight

by nutzdog March 19, 2008

chuff munchers

A pair of women's trousers/slacks that provide clear anatomical detail of a lady's front bottom.

My dear, those trousers are such chuff munchers that I am able to detect your virginity

by pottytime May 12, 2008

chuff burglers

The definition of chuff burglers are

fanny flaps

e.g....

"Core today in this weather I haven't half had sweaty chuff burglers" said sarah bruce.

or

"UUURM is that a fillet of fish or pure beef in those chuff burglers said ronald mac donald"

or

"you haven't half got a big set of chuff burglers moosey"

or

"dave wished he could get him some of them chuff burglers either side of his cock"

or

"there's no symetry in those chuff burglers"

by world wide warranty moose. August 7, 2009

chuff grenade

A chuff grenade is another word for a ball, the plural being chuff grenades. To have sex with someone and cum can be referred to as "letting off some chuff grenades"

Rob: Heya Baby, come here cos I wanna let off some chuff grenades in your direction"

by Matt Damon young October 9, 2009