by user55672962 May 4, 2020
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He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
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Christine is someone who reads Wattpad throughout class time and when you tell her to get off of Wattpad she gets cranky and glares at you and telling you to shut up.
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"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
by M0NEM May 13, 2021
Get the Christan Labootoff mug.A Christine lyza can seem all tough but really she is soft on the inside. She usually hides her emotions cause she is insecure. She is smart and beautiful. A Christine lyza can also be funny at times. She usually have a mean and protective shell but once you get to know them, they can be nice. A Christine lyza is usually carefully about who she trusts and doesn't let people get to close to her. She also rarely believes that "she can be anything she set her self, with hard work and decipline
boy: why are you being mean to them, i guess they are just trying to be close to you and they seems nice
Christine lyza: they might seem nice but i can tell that one day their gonna stab my back, trust me `~'
Christine lyza: they might seem nice but i can tell that one day their gonna stab my back, trust me `~'
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