chinese boyfriend

A man of Asian decent who is family oriented, skilled in techniques of love balancing both emotional and physical and mental harmony.

My chinese boyfriend is so sweet. Today when he got back from work he asked me how my day was while rubbing my feet!

by wnddrrwmnn January 16, 2005

chinese dentist

A mythical person who is said to exist in remote areas of China, but has never been sighted by a reputable source. If existent, he would fix teeth and make them look better. The evidence just simply isn't there to announce he's real.

Mr. Li was excited. He rushed into his home and shouted at his family, "I just saw him! I saw the chinese dentist! He's real, and he gave me a stick with bristles on it!! Behold this magical brush!"

by Horace Zemelli November 26, 2006

chinese cowboy

A chinese person driving too fast in a parking garage.

"Watch out or your gonna get hit by that Camry drivin' Chinese Cowboy!"

by Pattrriicckk August 26, 2007

Chinese Massage

Massages that usaully end in a "happy ending." Chinese massage areas tend to be code for prostitution

Joe was lonely and fat- so he had to go to a chinese massage to fulfill his desires.

by ChineseMassage February 15, 2010

Angala Chinese

when getting a blowjob you grab the back of her head and slam her down on your man stick so hard that she vomits all over it. Then continues with the blowjob and when you cum, she swallows a mouth full of cum and vomit..

Hey did u hear Pluto got a Angala Chinese last night?

Ya I heard that she didn't even brush her teeth after.

by Moosey Moose November 25, 2007

Chinese English

A combination word consists of Chinese and English pronunciation which formally looks or sounds like both Chinese and English.

You spent a fourtune for lots of useless stuff only for promotion on the day of Double Eleven? Dude, in Chinese English, you are a shability.

by Legendman November 12, 2014

Chinese Oatmeal

Warm water with salt in it that is gargled to soothe a sore throat. This remedy was developed in ancient China circa 450 BC.

*Cough* *Cough* Man my throat is sore. I think I'll have some Chinese oatmeal with breakfast.

by Hotthands McGee September 28, 2011