Spaf catcher

A derogatory term for either a well used vagina or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile ejaculate.

'yo dude look at that drunk bitch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.' or 'Hey George, let us venture to Amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy spaf catcher.'

by PKAF Phantom UK January 31, 2012

ranch catcher

A man of questionable sexual orientation

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.

by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013

cop-catcher

The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.

Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!

by CauselessEffect November 25, 2013

mango catcher

A pocketbook that is so large you can catch mangos with it.

Girl1 - Hey how do you like my new pocketbook. I got it on sale.

Girl2 - Damn girl, that thing's a mango catcher.

by Jackpipe February 15, 2014

crab catcher

Another name for a mustache

Officer Farva has quite a magnificent crab catcher!

by Karlsays April 26, 2015

Designated Catcher

A passenger designated to catch Pokemon in place of the driver.

I did not want to play Pokemon Go and drive at the same time so made one of my passengers a "designated catcher" in my place.

by Like a Bosh July 8, 2016

cactus catcher

dick catcher
cactus was used in a travis song

she's a cactus catcher!!

by cactuscatcher August 22, 2017