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Caking

Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
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pillow casing

To put a pillow case over someones head and then beat the person repeatedly in the back of the head with a claw hammer.
"Pillow casing is the number one leading cause of death for assholes"
by ForrestH February 4, 2007
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Caking

To dry hump.

Only extremely attractive people may call it 'caking' though.
Aidan: 'Lizzie, let's do some caking'
by analcaking August 16, 2012
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caging

Deriving from the actor nicholas cage the term refers to being gone in 60 seconds.

may also be used in abbreviation such as to cage
Kieron - How long you gonna be?
Callum - Just gonna finish my beer then will be caging

Kieron - whats the plan
Callum - Im gonna shag her best mate then cage
by CJEC September 24, 2011
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Carving Pumpkins

Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.
Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.
by Scooter D October 12, 2013
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caring

Used to sarcastically state that you really do not care what someone has just said.
Mike: yea, so I worked out again today.
John: caring.

Mike: Tiger just got a hole in one!
John: caring.
by sarcastic guy September 15, 2007
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cyber craving

a sudden urge to do something on the computer for example; tetris
"why was you ignoring me on msn?"
"sorry dude i had a cyber craving"
by jozzo January 9, 2008
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