capitalist

One who believes in or practices capitalism.

Believes he/she should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary--or unnecessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitalists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.

That capitalist pig!

by The Drafted's guitar player October 9, 2005

neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.

Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols

by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020

cabinate

To run a needle through your penis and inject kool-aid into your urethra for maximum pleasure during sex.

Hey so by the way did you cabinate before you got laid by Janet McArthy?

by Jamal Giggins March 7, 2011

Carina thursday

The act of drinking one self into a awe inspiring state of drunkness. To party hard or not party at all mentality. This word describes the process in which you drunk yourself shitfaced during a night out on a Thursday. After which you wake up to find a ton of gaping holes in ones memory and possibly one or two midgets tired up in ones bed. A truly awesome night out.

"Shit dude, lost my wallet, keys and my phone last night. I got a batman sign shaved on my chest and nipple- piercing. Plus I got 2 numbers on my stomach written in permanentmarker. One is a children adopting agency and the other was a chinese family that when i told them my name would not stop screaming. And by the looks of my neighbors im pretty sure im wanted by the cops. What a Carina thursday!"

by Skinkelynet_32 September 5, 2011

Cainan

A very cute boy in my grade who is straight and adorable. He runs xc which is DEFINITELY NOT A GAY SPORT. He loves girls and once again is sooooooooooo hot. I think that everyone in the grade likes him because how could you not he is the coolest guy I have ever met because I JUST LOVE AND ADORE HIM. I LOVE CAINAN!

Girl: OMG! its cainan he coming towards us
Girl 2: (in a dreamy voice) catch me (sigh)

by The Painter Bob Ross November 24, 2019

Capitalist Money Madness

Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.

Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!

by socialist_jester July 18, 2005

Anarcho-Capitalism

An oxymoronic take on the Anarchist societal model.

By definition, Anarchism is the idea of a stateless society where all people are free and equal. Anarchists oppose societal structures and power structures as a core tenet of their ideology.

Capitalism however, is an economic system that has an inherent power and societal structure where the super-wealthy elites rule over everybody else and control the means of production whilst exploiting the labor of workers for their own gain.

Because of this, Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron and is, rightfully, the laughing-stock of most Anarchist circles.

Anarcho-Capitalism is hypocritical and an oxymoron.

by Super Thicc August 23, 2017