Canadia

The country directly north of the USA. Typically called "Canada" but we decided it must be "Canadia" and "Canadians" or "Canada" and Canadans" and "Canadia" sounds so much spiffier.

I have to go visit relatives in Canadia.

by Hoolia August 18, 2003

canadian wrestling

gay sex

-Charlie and Mark are engaging in a little canadian wrestling.

-Pierre and Alberto are having a canadian wrestling match

by js383729 July 9, 2009

Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!

by Joe Smith December 4, 2003

Canadian Idiot

The other person wrote Blue Day, It is a song by Weird Al. (:
(Spoof of American Idiot.)

Some of the words:
"Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!"

by Megan ß. December 14, 2008

Canadian two-four

Especially in Ontario, the capacity of the cardboard case purchased from an Ontario Beer Store; there are TWENTY-FOUR bottles (not cans) in the case.

Doug: hey Bob, it's your turn to go to the Beer Store, to buy a Canadian two-four -- while you're up, get me a L.I.P. grant and some Canadian, of course bacon.

by Canadian consumer of beer February 8, 2010

Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases

Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

by queenbeardIII May 1, 2009

Canadian girls

Hottest French girls you'll ever find in the western world. They're respectful and have dignity and self respect and they know how to have fun without drugs or alcohol. They're also way better then American women.

Guy 1: dang see those Canadian girls over there

Guy 2: yeah man she's smoking hot

by GHT99 August 8, 2017