calling the police game

The act of challenging your opponent to a fight then turning around and calling the police

He challenged his neighbour to a fight then called the police complaining about his injuries. He enjoys playing the calling the police game.

by youngleftyguy July 10, 2020

Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio July 20, 2008

The Calling (Mk II)

Clear your tears and dry your eyes
We live in fear and drunken lies
Douse the flames of evil dawning
The cold blade falls on misty morning
And for their sins we live and die
The angel cowers in blackened skies
So take my hand and walk again
We'll take a walk through yellow rain
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...

So now's the time we hear the calling
While lovers feast by mirrored pools
A million cries from shattered faces
We dance in tune to the pipes of gold
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...
She's calling, just calling...

The Calling (Mk II)

by Death Menace May 15, 2023

Calling In Irish

What you do the day after St. Paddy's Day when you didn't have the foresight to take the day off in advance.

Ugh last night was killer huh. You Calling In Irish??

by Half Irish December 1, 2010

Cold calling

Unsolicited, unexpected and vigorous oral sex.

"How do you feel about cold calling?" "I fucking hate it" (15minutes later) "How do feel about it now?" "mmm..I'm a big fan"

by LaIrlandesa March 6, 2015

the pot calling the kettle black

A older term used in the US south to discriminate against people of color. Also it can be used to criticize or bring down a person of color. People who use it are racist.

Wow Shaquisha is such a jerk. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

by Henry Louis Gates Jr. May 29, 2018

Calling a domininion

See call a dominion.

1. I don't really want to be the one calling a dominion tonight.

by Shortass October 12, 2004