Cripple Basket

a name given to people who are so stupid and fucking retarded that they are considered cripples. often referred to those types of people who do crack and always know they're wring but try to play it off
(Friend 1)"bro your a fucking cripple basket."
(Friend 2)"no im not. Epstien killed himself!"
by Ahmin Yashed November 22, 2019
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crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.
"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."
by Kippers19 April 3, 2016
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Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic
Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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Crippled Laugh

When someone laughs so hard they start making hella weird noises like they're not OK.
Person 1: *having a crippled laugh*
Person 2: Do you need lung ventilation?
by A Really Normal Person April 18, 2023
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Crippled redhead

Crippled redhead is by far one of the strangest creatures out there. It lives on a couch. Has a bird. And has a swollen big toe. This creature often gets bullied by a blackhead for its insane toe.
by Bkackhead November 23, 2021
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Cripple Supreme

Uh-Oh! Looks like Elon is suing Open A.I. to "ensure that A.I. doesn't benefit specific people or companies" Boy! I wonder who he doesn't want it to benefit! I wonder who the specific person IS! Who could it be!? Will he murder children if he doesn't benefit?
Hym "Uh-oh! What happened Cripple Supreme? Does my inferior want people to keep pretending he's better than me? Hohohohohohoho! Look at him! Somebody let it slip that A.I. was not his idea with that 'In the future programing A.I. will be no different than having a conversation' quote. Don't let the cripple murder your kids folks! He'll sacrifice your kids in a heartbeat all so he can pretend not to be a retard in comparison to me (the greatest mind who's ever lived). This is crippy-crap-tacular! Yeah, no, you need to pay me. It's already to late for any of this shit. You might as well toss a toaster in your kids bath tonight because if that mongoloid succeeds in cutting me out there is no point in pretending your kids lives have any value. If your kids life is worth less than paying the guy who did the thing to do the thing then just go ahead and ship them of to a veal factory or something."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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