m.c. bat commander

Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.

I wish I was the Bat Commander.

by C'est moi. January 4, 2004

Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.

"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander

by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008

comment fight

When some retard who you don't know makes a comment about a comment you made on someone else's Facebook status leading to a series of re-commenting. Generally, the begins the fight by said retard mocking your comment.

Typical comment fight-

Comment: "what do you expect, you live in Texass"

Retard comment: "Someone doesn't know how to spell."

Comment: "Dude, do you not understand the play on words: TEX-ASS."

Retard comment: "You spelled it wrong again."

Comment: "You are a retard."

by chauch12 May 23, 2010

Comment Confusion

A time when you open or view a comment section on YouTube or any conversation and have no idea what the fuck the members are talking about

Dude, I can't understand what these people are saying, I think I have comment confusion

by JeffDunham420BlazeIt January 31, 2017

anti-comintern pact

A pact between Germany & Japan (25 Nov 1936) and later Germany, Italy & Japan (6 Nov 1937). Japan renounced it in 1939, not wanting to see it as an excuse to have to fight directly with european powers at war with Germany, but in light of German victories formed a Tripartite Pact a year later.

The anti-comintern pact was farcial, because Japan and the USSR did not go to war until the USSR felt victory was assured and grabbed territory from 8 Aug 1945.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

spanish commentary

The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored.

Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'

by Johhny Leetsauce February 7, 2008

Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.

My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.

by Dave4270 August 26, 2009