Climping

The art of masturbation while both your testicles are clamped with a car battery negative clamp and positive clamp in hopes it “sparks” more feeling in the climax

The other day I tried climping it felt amazing.

by YogurtDaddy123 March 22, 2024

Clapping Cheeks

When a married man, who isn't getting laid, plays video games and does well. It's sad, we all know. But you still smile and nod to him, like a 'good job buddy.'

Sloan was clapping cheeks against a bunch of dudes in Call of Duty last night! Good job Buddy!

by Misterknowitall March 30, 2024

Clopping

The act of masturbating to My Little Pony porn, a term usually used by the brony fandom.

Person 1: *fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Person 2: hey what's going on he-JESUS CHRIST ARE THOSE HORSES?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Person 1: Uh... um.... I was just, er.... clopping?
Person 2: ...I appreciate the honesty but still what the fuck.

by Charuzu June 17, 2024

Clapping roti

to be inserting your dick into a man’s anus

damn did you Kyle?
No
He was clapping roti like a baddyboy

FIYAH FI DAT

by Lolathepotty October 30, 2025

ass chipping

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.

Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!

by thejavakat October 30, 2014

Chit clapping

Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.

So Aspen and I were chit clapping today when her man texted and wanted her to come home.

by Thefancypickle March 7, 2016

baby clapping

When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse but there is no sound, no moaning, no grunting no audio or visual confirmation that the female Is enjoying the act. all due to her not being satisfied because is lack of size and skill

homeboy made a 2 min long video of hikes elf fucking this girl... shorty ain't move or make a muthafukkin sound.. he said she was asleep... idk how you have sex while she sleeping and she don't wake up? fuck was he doing baby clapping?

by clap master September 25, 2016