Expression first popularised by Jack Nicholson in the character of Col. Nathan R. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992, dir. Rob Reiner), when he blows up in court in Tom Cruise's face. Handy exclamation to direct at the computer screen when somebody votes down an eminently rational definition on urbandictionary. Parodied by Sideshow Bob in an episode of The Simpsons ("Pish! I deride your truth-handling abilities!").
by Fearman April 15, 2008

by todd January 7, 2005

Something that sub human filth from the right says since they don't know anything about politics or real life in general
Sub human: "hurr durr meme of lefty hypocrisy "
Normal person: "heres another meme of pointing out the rights hypocrisy"
Sub human: " the left can't meme!" *sobs*
Normal person: "heres another meme of pointing out the rights hypocrisy"
Sub human: " the left can't meme!" *sobs*
by I'm superior to you August 30, 2021

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

A term used by stoners to express their love with frosties...You just can't fuck wid dem frosties aite?
by Effin-Batman August 29, 2011

I absolutely cannot see.
*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."
"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."
..."Can't see shit captain."
"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."
by lowrah February 17, 2009

If you say daddy i can't take it it mean he is making it cum repeatedly to the point where you can't speak you rather hancuff yourself to the bed if you can take it cause if you tell him he will go faster untill you scream out his name and squirt all over him he might make you unconscious if you see this try this with whoever you love and after say thank you daddy
by Sexy Mama Facts June 17, 2015
