Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 07, 2016

You need to calm down

Said when someone is over reacting to the smallest things especially on the internet.

Also a reference to the song "You need to calm down" by Taylor Swift.

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Person 1:*Over reacting*
Person 2:"You need to calm down, you're being too loud."
Person 3:"And im just like oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh,oh-oh."

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 29, 2024

calm it down

What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.

Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.

by Capital P February 01, 2018

calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 February 01, 2016

Luh calm fit hussain malik

When the syndrome is down but the fit is up 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🎹🎹🎹

Luh calm fit hussain malik (standalone sentence)

by Luh calm fit Hussain Malik fr November 13, 2023

giga calm

The state of absolute total calm where nothing can phase you anymore despite the circumstances.

Michael was giga calm sitting in his room playing cs2, listening to brazillian jazz while enduring typical screaming and backseating from his teammates.

by Shiberino August 20, 2024

Luh calm drip

That drip that just extravagant enough to also be viewed in a calm way too doe. Luh calm drip is the most dynamic outfit one could wear

Don’t tell me how to cut the xan cake Troy! You ain’t got Luh calm drip like me Fr.

by occultismDoesntHaveToBeSatanic November 22, 2023