The act of promoting software or hardware by publishing bogus benchmarks with cooked up numbers that makes the product look better than its predecessors and the competition.
As an advanced technique, have some blogger push the numbers instead of putting it out in a press release.
As an advanced technique, have some blogger push the numbers instead of putting it out in a press release.
by nkill March 17, 2009
Get the benchmarketing mug.a combination of either wood or steel, it can also be made out of cement, shaped like a long chair with low back support. these are meant for people to sit on and can be found near, around, or inside most public places. most benches are strong enough to support the weight of the fatest person in the world.(well maybe not that strong)
me: whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
kid: i dunno
me: a bench can support a family
kid: (ROFL)
kid: i dunno
me: a bench can support a family
kid: (ROFL)
by oliver closeoff January 8, 2009
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The emotional pout a male uses in a mall - by going out to the hallway to sit on a mall bench - to let his girlfriend know he's tired of shopping.
Steve threw a bench fit today after five hours of shopping and watching me try on clothes. He wouldn't get up until I left the store and promised him there was only one more store to go to.
by Chuck Carp January 15, 2009
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If you are part of the binches you must feel like the top shit in town.
If you are part of the binches you must feel like the top shit in town.
Ugh, I love the binches.
Yasss binch.
Oh my god, binch, play addicted to my ex.
And that's the tea, binch.
Yasss binch.
Oh my god, binch, play addicted to my ex.
And that's the tea, binch.
by truebinch101 December 7, 2018
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