buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

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Pizza-buying boss

That kind of boss who asks you to work on the weekends, to come in early and leave late, and of course ask the impossible to get done yesterday. But that one day of the year, he or she buys a hot sloppy pizza for your hard work that still goes un-recognized.

Worker 1: " what's it like working for John?"
Worker 2:" he's totally a pizza-buying boss"

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