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The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
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Dominick Butcher

The most perfect boy on earth, he has the best personality and is more attractive than everyone else
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tegan butcher

the love of anyones life. such a pookie bear. will make you so wet
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aiden butcher

bitch ass kid thats a pat pat and eats muffins
aiden butcher devoured 5 muffins in one sitting.
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Billy Butcher

Oh yeah, I know! I know he does heheheh...
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Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.
He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.
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