by That Guy 1996 June 22, 2010
by tinkolot October 21, 2009
The american version of a burrito found at Frostburg State University in Maryland. Basically, replace each ingredient in an Mexican Burrito found in places like Taco Bell with leftovers from thanksgiving.
Beans --> Mashed Potatoes
Beef --> Leftover Turkey
Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce
Rice --> Lettuce
Lettuce --> Carrots
Beans --> Mashed Potatoes
Beef --> Leftover Turkey
Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce
Rice --> Lettuce
Lettuce --> Carrots
Person 1: Man! This American Burrito is hella bootsy!
Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
Person 1: Yeah, you're right... I'm such a Sheeple...
Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
Person 1: Yeah, you're right... I'm such a Sheeple...
by Steffen Gates February 01, 2006
Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.
Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."
Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."
Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."
Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."
Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."
by Pico March 05, 2004
A latex sleeve into which your beefy burrito snugly fits, so none of your sauce drips into your woman's lips.
Don: "C'mere, baby, Donnie's gonna make you feel like a real woman tonight."
Mel: "Whatever...just wrap that thang in a burrito sleeve first, big boy."
Mel: "Whatever...just wrap that thang in a burrito sleeve first, big boy."
by StevieTheOldFrigginFart September 27, 2017
When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.
J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)
Burrito Perspective
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)
Burrito Perspective
by St. Pierre Holland March 29, 2009