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buffalo skills

Having skills in equal proportion to that of a buffalo.
Comment: Wow, that back flip took buffalo skills, yo.
Response: Word.
by blu3ad3pt1 April 26, 2004
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Buffalo Beard

A beard which can only be described by the sense of awesome it bestows upon its viewer.
A majestic feat of manhood, which all men want and all women crave.
"John, look at that buffalo beard, I wish I could grow a beard like that..."

"By than mans buffalo beard a drink, he is a god amongst men"

" Shelley, take you knickers off, look at that buffalo beard that just walked in."
by Anonb August 2, 2013
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dying buffalo

When you're riding a bicycle with locking pedals and can't get your foot out in time to stop properly and you helplessly fall to one side.
As the light suddenly turned red, I pulled a dying buffalo and fell on my side.
by toalexan May 20, 2014
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Buffalo Thunder

Noun: male frontal flowing flatulence while sitting, thus resulting in the jostling of the male members, ie.. "buffalo", leading to the rumble of the "thunder".
Eating a hearty Mexican meal the night before, combined with the tight fitting jeans of today's roadtrip, Steve could not help but release the Buffalo Thunder wrath on every person riding with him in the car.
by db6 July 2, 2010
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Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.
"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
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Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.
"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."
by Xyxgy July 27, 2022
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Do as the buffalo

It's what can be said when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you still want to leave on a good note.

Also can be used when someone continually asks you for advice.

It's simply a way to get out of a conversation. The real secret is to walk away once you say it.

To legitimize it a bit more, add "As they say" or "Like they say" to the front of the saying to add more value. It'll make them think that it's not just you saying it.
Person 1: "So my boyfriend keeps not picking up and i call him like 50 times a day, I don't know what to do"

Person 2: "Do as the Buffalo"

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Person 1: "There's this girl at work that's so hot. I asked her out but she keeps saying no, what should i do"

Person 2: "Like they say, do as the buffalo" .... and walk away

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Person 1: "Fack there's nothing on tv!"

Person 2: "You should do as the buffalo"
by redstyles April 14, 2014
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