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British Smile

any smile exhibiting bad teeth, characterized by poor orthodontia, caries, and other dental maladies stereotypically associated with the British, but actually observed in all peoples globally.
The authenticity of english spy character, austin powers, was sacrificed in the movie sequel when he lost his british smile.
by T. Emerson Coleman December 25, 2007
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britishing

Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.
After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.
by J August 6, 2003
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british accent

the most annoying accents in the world are british accents. they sound so posh, like a snooty stuck-up rich person.
or other times they sound really really weird, like an alien that had it's nose chopped off and it's tounge
sliced in half.

it's really annoying!
that voice, it sounds so posh, do you have a british accent?
by OrangeBurrito October 4, 2016
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british porn

a type of porn in which there is no sexual activity/intercourse going on.
King george: you know mariam we could have a sexual intercourse right now.

Mariam: oh yes we could.

King george: but lets not.
this is british porn.
by dilbaid2 April 25, 2009
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British

A slightly eccentric but brilliant people who live in the British Isles. We are generally seen as quite snobby and cold but that's mainly down to our awkwardness when it comes to social situations. This is where our love of talking about the weather comes in handy as it is a universal ice breaker which we Brits use a lot. Luckily for us our weather is weird enough to make it quite an interesting and lengthy conversation. We also seem to be disliked for our sense of humour which can, if misunderstood, seem rude but to us sarcasm is a second language and its actually really funny if you get it. Oh also we probably are a bit obsessed with tea but then again its awesome.

Also we are not all racists who hate other countries, in fact that's only a small minority of the population. I personally think Americans are awesome and one of my favourite things about them is their presentation of the British in their TV programmes however inaccurate and non representing of the rest of Britain they are.
brit 1: hi

brit 2: hi

<awkward pause>

brit 1: so what is up with the weather?

brit 2: I know its so weird right...

<awkwardness avoided, British style>
by president of the berry club November 5, 2011
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brutus

A term used to describe a person who make it his objective to ruin any chance his friend has of pulling a girl that he likes!
I cant believe you brutused me.
Your such a brutus!!!
by wahlberg MC October 23, 2004
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British Torture

A form of torture administered by the British by forcing the victim to watch reruns of the Benny Hill Show until he submits. By world standards, this is considered to be a cruel and brutal form of torture.
The captured spy confessed to international espionage after receiving 40 minutes of British torture.
by Maxwell November 7, 2004
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