Gazumped on a Breville

When your day is going so badly even the small things go wrong, like you can't even win an eBay auction for a used Breville sandwich toaster your luck runs so bad.

I Hump Day never fails to disspoint. Today it is another day of incessant party wall banging, and power tool usage from next door, AND I've been gazumped on a Breville at the 11th hour 🤦 ♀️

by Scurlage February 28, 2024

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

You talking up that girl was as smooth as braille.

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

Guy 1. You got a mirror in your ass? because i can see myself in it tonight. Guy 2. That pickup line was as smooth as braille

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026