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Boris

Winning entry for man with worst hair dresser 2021.

Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
"Did you see that video of Boris on the zip-wire Grandma?" "Yes, I did. It was most amusing."
by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021
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Boris Gump

The offensive name given to the British Prime Minister relating to his perceived ignorance and stupidity - and named after the Hollywood Character Forest Gump
Oh I see that Boris Gump has just returned to No 10 Downing Street after allowing the filling stations to run dry, and lecturing the UN about Kermit the Frog. What a moron - no not the frog.
by FlintMac September 25, 2021
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Borgus

"Borgus" is a commonly used slang term in the American mid-Atlantic referring to particularly rounded asses with a noticable periphery of wiry, brown hair. An ass is properly referred to as a "borgus" when it is sufficiently plump to trend on twitter.
"Wow, that rich borgus must be bursting at the seams with shit to reach those proportions!"
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Boris Pavlikovsky

Boris Pavlikovsky (aka Sage’s husband) is the hottest fictional character. He is gets hard really quick and he has the longest dick ever. He will make you cum in less than 3 minutes!! He knows how to fuck and he is really sweet.
Sage: Omg sex with Boris Pavlikovsky is amazing, his dick is huge !!
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Boriša

A:"I beat him in basketball, but he is better at everything else."
B:" Wow, that is Boriša."
by Nebitanlikskroz November 21, 2021
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Boris

A word used to describe someone with a cheap ass hole or/and someone who’s IQ below 50 , who is lower than the primary school student. Tall but ungly and stingy,he likes to have committed relationship that some girls who are in a relationship with someone
Boris What is your name?
Guys#2 my name is Fabiona

Boris oh…such a beautiful lady, I like you even though you had a boyfriend
by Ceciline November 21, 2021
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Borisav

A real bad ass name for a fearless slavic bear-hunter living in some mountain region down there. Every time someone misspell his name, an angel loses its wings. It’s without the “L”, so next time you better do it right.
Jack: Have you seen Borisav?
John: No, but he’s probably hunting bears again
Jack: Wow, what kind of bad motherfucker
John: Totally agree
by Boki J November 21, 2021
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