Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023

soups bonks

Abbr. Super bonkers. Something that’s so impressive its almost unbelievable

Did you see how close that car was to hitting us??? Jeez that was soups bonks

by jjhgffghf February 15, 2024

bonk

do the gay

Person 1:"just uhhh...... just bonk against me, it's a hug but painfull and without hands"

by zoocanada February 27, 2018

Bonk

Can be used in 5 different conjugations, and used to describe any stupid situation. Or used when no other word is available. Often used with the phrase, “bean dip”.

What bonkulous weather we’re having today.

I jus let a bonk crawl out of me.

by thesweggerman2.0 June 9, 2018

Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024

Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.

1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?

by KokoDragon July 12, 2020

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017