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Bissinger Moment

A complete, unprovoked meltdown (usually profane) on a reporter or other individual on while in front of a camera.

A reference to Buzz Bissinger's meltdown on Deadspin Founder on Costas Now.
Bro, did you see Dana White's bissinger moment on that reporter on YouTube!
by KingWank April 2, 2009
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Bissip

The Bissip is a lonely person, lacking in any real social skills and barely leads a real life of their own.
Usually, they live either with several cats, or are still with their parents even though they're in their mid-late 50's.
They tend to sit at home all day eating crisps and watching things like Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake on TV.
They leave the house only occasionally, usually for more crisps and more biscuits, sugar and milk for their tea.
While out they sometimes frequent a café where they talk about Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake with other Bissips.
More than often, the conversation turns to real people that they've never actually met, but they heard about in the street from another Bissip. It's usually about a friend's friend's cousin who knows a guy who's related to someone who lives miles away.
They then Budgie Talk and Cluck about this unknown person for an hour, getting nowhere except for communal 'tutting'.
They often don't realise that this train of conversation is rude, abrasive and impolite.
If anyone mentions that they are being rude or impolite, they turn the conversation to how rude that person is for saying so.
They then decide to go home on the bus so they can watch Live From Studio Five, Eastenders, Casualty, Coronation Street, Emmerdale and reality TV that stars various Z-list celebrities.

Bissip: Made up of Biddy and Gossip.
Shut up Gertrude, you're being a Bissip
by The Rodent July 5, 2010
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"Girls! Im having a blissbaby!"

"OMG I cant believe you´re a Blissbaby"
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Biss

Hey girl u need to biss
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Blissfully Unaware

Not knowing something or being unaware of something that would've scarred you forever.
P1: Have you heard of the Astolfo monster c*ck that was viral today?

P2: Wait no what the fuck is that?

P1: You're blissfully unaware of that
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Lolly gobble bliss bombs

An australian carmel popcorn treat that sounds like something dirty.
"Yeah she gave me a lolly gobble bliss bombs."
by Chamboa January 17, 2017
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Biss

The acid slowly being sucked out of your body as you are suffering in silence in the cold dark room of death.
Wow! Great biss today!
by bisslord69 July 9, 2019
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