beefking

The king of the beef

Im the beefking . eat my sausages hoes!

by Dorfinger June 30, 2007

Beefed

A loud flatulent or hard gas.

1.Dude, I just beefed in my pants again.

2.Have you ever seen The Pelican Brief?

You mean, 'The Pelican beefed! hahahah

by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

Beef Boy

A man addicted to beef products. Generally prances in a speedo.

Did you see beef boy sunbathing in that clear vinyl mesh bannana hammock?

by Buff Nick May 16, 2007

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

Beef Cloud

It is best used when saying that someone is extremly upset.

person 1 - hey fuck you, you fucking myate.

person 2 - oh so what you on that beef cloud?

by xbrx December 18, 2009

Beef Necklace

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.

by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009

chunky beef stew

The slew of afterbirth, placenta, slack rope, vaginal secretions, or apple juice that comes out of a pregnant woman's vagina after a man makes bonding sex with her.

Person 1: "Did you see all those stains on Tim's bedding?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it looked like chunky beef stew."
Person 1: "That explains Dana's sudden loss of weight."

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005