Butthole Browning

When you’re wipping or cleaning you’re ass crack and you’re finger slips in your ass hole.

Oh shit the toilet paper ripped and I pulled a butthole browning.

by Bobo da fool December 21, 2017

Trife Butthole

a butthole thats been ripped by hella dudes. and doesnt keep secrets. and is infected.

poverty.

nigga had a trife butthole. shit was open. now i got hella bumps on ma dick

by LaTrifa and TrigNog December 9, 2010

turkey butthole

A jerk that takes all the kids candy, per jimmy kimmels request

There is only wrappers in here you turkey butthole.

by Gnomeoawaits November 8, 2017

balls in your butthole

When your balls are literally in your butthole

Tim was strolling down the street when all of a sudden his anus swallowed both his testicles, therefor his balls were in his butthole. Which brings us to the term "balls in your butthole"

by Literally that guy February 10, 2015

Butthole Cheese

It is the act of not wiping after defecation and leaving the excrement to fester on ones anus therefore hardening and turning into butthole cheese.

"Dude, you should wipe a lot more often!"
"Why?"
"Because your ass cheeks are caked in butthole cheese!"

by Birch Guy December 2, 2014

buttholey

As in more than one butt hole. Describing something that is lame beyond belief. To be used only when all other synonyms are insufficient.

"Wow. I can't believe Jason burned the popcorn and then just peaced. That's so buttholey."

by bethaney April 1, 2008

butthole blast

The newest flavor of Mountain Dew, served only at Taco Bell. A play on words with the actual name, Baja Blast, for it's effects on the bowels.

Dude, I love the Butthole Blast Mountain Dew but it tears me up...

The pain is in the name.

by LeGiT ACT March 4, 2009