The man a woman chooses to fund her life and provide financial security. Typically a man who she feels she can control.
My friend goes to see Tim twice a week before she goes to her night job, and then she goes home to her beta male provider the following morning.
by TaboooTV May 23, 2019
Guys who are scared of birds, paper turtles, spend their time writing about why rock stars are beta chumps, and lie about their girlfriends being dead.
by IamAwesome0731 July 11, 2008
G: The new boss, he keeps bragging about how he was part of a fraternity at college, is that lame or what?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?
by theauthormarkwilkins February 06, 2017
a person who reads over a piece of writing and suggests edits for improvement regarding grammar, punctuation, spelling, phrasing, pacing, characterization, etc. they're popular among the fanfiction community.
Yo, Chris, do you know a good beta writer/reader? I have a short one shot I need to have looked over.
by sighzawa February 18, 2019
by aubonthecob March 17, 2019
A team of kids that take over little places, taking them over one at a time. Often unexpected, and it's nearly impossible to figure out it's them till after their damage has been done. Like a virus, but a little less evil. Originally took over an online radio station. Made the radio stations history books, that's for sure.
Person 1: Woah, what does lawlz mean?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 3: Doesn't Team Beta Keys use that?
All 3: Oh crap
by Kassie623 July 17, 2006
1. A group of friends made up individuals who all admit to being lonely, angry, dissatisfied people filled with angst.
2. Unhappy, sarcastic assholes that tend to hang out with each other.
2. Unhappy, sarcastic assholes that tend to hang out with each other.
I don't have the energy to entertain Rita and her downer friends. It's like hanging out with Phi Beta Rage.
by Nat11 November 28, 2009