frog king

Slang for the phrase fucking. Seen in Least I Could Do comics.

Employee- I'm afraid we don't carry any frog king merchandise.

Rayne- Yeah, so that's going to come back and bite me in the ass.

-Leasticoulddo.com

by CPV April 28, 2006

frog titties

titties that are flat, far apart, and that have lost the war with gravity.

deflated or saggy titties.

dude 1: yo, come look at these titties...why are they laying so flat???

dude 2: eww dude, she got frog titties!!!

by I_JEDI February 21, 2011

kissing frogs

1. a term used for a girl who has a tendency and a track record for not only dating a lot of guy, but dating a lot of sucky ones... you know what i'm talking about!

jen: i just broke up with brad

missy: well you should stop kissing frogs trying to find yourself a prince.. you'll jsut end up with warts

by k_u August 15, 2008

Prog Frog

A person who loves progressive music, whether it'd be Progressive Rock or Progressive Metal, Experimental or Neo-Prog, he loves the genre. Usually prog bands like ELP, King Crimson, Genesis, Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, Pink Floyd, Frost*, Haken etc...

My brother Matt, he's such a Prog Frog. His record collection consists of Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Rush, King Crimson, Yes and bands of that nature.

by progfrogperson July 20, 2011

Dairy Frog

When your uncle or Non close relative cups your scrotum in his hand to help you fall asleep.

If i can't find a dairy frog, i dont know if ill ever be able to fall asleep..

by Chapsgalore December 08, 2010

Smeet Frog

A "fearsome critter" reputed to live in Michigan. Supposedly, it is a hairy frog which has large webs between its arms and legs, allowing it to glide like a flying squirrel. It enjoys sub-zero temperatures, and during the summer it migrates to the north pole to keep cool.

Woah! Look! That smeet frog is even wierder than that fur-bearing trout we saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 08, 2008