The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

barrel cunt

Barrel cunt is a complimentary term for a well used, gaping vagina. Frequently associated with constant discharge and it may result in a lack of feeling during penatrative sex.

Mate, I gave your mum a barrel cunt last night.

by Dense Hedge May 31, 2018

Pussy barrel

A barrel in which your wife places you in because you have no life and no friends, in this life she runs it. Also known ass "pussy whipped". pussy barrel This husband might also do the dishes and clean clothes and bake pies on the daily.

Zack,"Babe can I go golfing with the boys Thursday?" Wife,"No. Get in your pussy barrel."

by Taintmeat McGee June 6, 2018

Crossed the barrel

Having had a shootout with someone, usually resulting in a death. (Barrel means the barrel of a gun)

Phrase comes from 1980's prison and gang culture in the United States.

Banky has served 33 years in prison after he crossed the barrel with an enemy gangster in the 1980's. Now after being free, thousands of viewers enjoy hearing his exciting story on YouTube.

by Anynms June 29, 2020

barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

barrel buddy

Someone to tell your darkest secrets to.

Preferably platonic.

Jim: how do you know so much about her?

Tod: she's my barrel buddy

by Water wisp June 20, 2017

Cheesecake In a Barrel

A slang term saying "kill yourself", giving you a direct chance to tell your parents "cheesecake in a barrel" or anyone else without them knowing the true meaning.

"How about cheesecake in a barrel?"

by Savian Drennix November 29, 2017