Blue Balls

Making love to your wife with the hangover horn and the kids wake up and come into the bedroom.

Now I’ve got blue balls all day!

by BarryBaz September 07, 2023

Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.

Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!

by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024

Blue Balls

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.

My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls

by Professor25 September 17, 2018

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024

Blue balls-ing

When a guy is waiting for a girl to take them back after break up and throw himself at the gym 24/7

He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm

by 27/4 September 01, 2019

No no blue balls

No no blue balls is Avery's not yours carsyn

Use lethal force "no no blue balls"

by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 02, 2020

Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022