Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard

by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014

bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

Bacon Drapes

Inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon.

Daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes. But I dug it out anyways.

by Sharpie2222 February 4, 2006

balcony bingo

A form of gay cruising that takes place in gay hotels or resorts where guests go from room to room to find someone who wants to party, i.e. have sex. It may be a purely voyeuristic activity too.

"They say they are a reputable place but I know there's lots of balcony bingo going on."

by Silvio Santos September 16, 2008

bacon loop

An occurrence in densely populated living areas, like apartment and dorm buildings, in which the delicious aroma of one person cooking bacon travels through the building causing others who have bacon to cook it, thus spreading and continuing the bacon loop.

Smell that? Get out the frying pan, its time for the bacon loop.

by cmonkey December 3, 2007

Bacconi

Simping over a person to the point that you develop powers to see them through walls and only see them, while everything else is gone, making them the only thing in your line of sight.

Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2:
Person 1: You there?
Person 2: mmmmm snowy......
Person 1: Goddammit of course you pulled a Bacconi.

by Com_mit May 9, 2020

rubbing bacon

A euphemism for coitus.

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009