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Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021
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Bagel Froze

When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up
"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"
by babaganosshed February 19, 2015
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Corey the bagel

A sexy twink who speaks in cursive
OH MY GOD DIME YOU ARE SUCH A COREY THE BAGEL.
by maggithebagel April 14, 2021
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Bagel bait

When a gentile bagels a Jewish girl to hit on her.
Kevin Finch plays Fiddler on the Roof to bagel bait the hot jewess at the bar.
by FG37 December 11, 2019
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Nigerian Bagel

A term for an African woman's asshole.
Guy 1: Hey, should I ask out Adebowale? Guy: Totally man, I heard she's got a great Nigerian Bagel.
by bippitybopman23 May 9, 2020
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bagel-knapping

verb: a technique commonly used by college students involving the taking of bagels from the dorm cafeteria with the sole purpose of saving as snacks for later. The most common form of bagel-knapping involves stuffing as many bagels as possible into your sweatshirt.
"Shit, dude, I'm so hungry, but we're out of snacks."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."
by E.B. & J-Stone September 11, 2011
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sugar bagel

Yeah, let me get a chocolate frosted sugar bagel with some whippy waps.
by ProxyFox March 7, 2017
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