A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021

When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up
by babaganosshed February 19, 2015

by maggithebagel April 14, 2021

by FG37 December 11, 2019

by bippitybopman23 May 9, 2020

verb: a technique commonly used by college students involving the taking of bagels from the dorm cafeteria with the sole purpose of saving as snacks for later. The most common form of bagel-knapping involves stuffing as many bagels as possible into your sweatshirt.
"Shit, dude, I'm so hungry, but we're out of snacks."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."
"Well, get your sweatshirt on. Let's go bagel-knapping."
by E.B. & J-Stone September 11, 2011

