Bagel Froze

When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up

"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"

by babaganosshed February 19, 2015

Bagel bouncer

When a guy smears his smegma on a guy or chicks asshole and then fucks them while wearing a cock ring to symbolize cream cheese between two bagel buns

I tried to eat his ass out after doing performing a bagel bouncer but it just stunk so bad!

by Dingdongdingdongdingdong May 20, 2023

Spicy Bagel

Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.

"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"

by DspmShh December 22, 2018

Flip a bagel

To really freak out over something. See flip a shit, flip a biscuit

1: Way to flip a bagel there.
2: Ben really flipped a bagel when I drank the last mountain dew.
3: Hey! Don't flip a bagel over this, but (insert reason to flip a bagel here)

by MC Ahern February 21, 2012

Bagel with Jam

A tasty snack that belongs together.

Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah

by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 27, 2020

Nigerian Bagel

A term for an African woman's asshole.

Guy 1: Hey, should I ask out Adebowale? Guy: Totally man, I heard she's got a great Nigerian Bagel.

by bippitybopman23 May 9, 2020

Bagel bait

When a gentile bagels a Jewish girl to hit on her.

Kevin Finch plays Fiddler on the Roof to bagel bait the hot jewess at the bar.

by FG37 December 11, 2019